Lorth's Translocation
(Alteration)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S
Duration:  Instantaneous
Casting Time:  1 round
Area of Effect:  The caster
Saving Throw:  None

Lorth's translocation is a the most advanced teleport class spell ever devised. Given a description of any sort, the wizard is able to place himself at the specific location. The description might be a detailed mental image, a verbal description, a painting, "thirty feet due east", "the centre of the room in which stands the sceptre of Ashkamankh", or anything else sufficiently precise. If there does not exist a location such as the one described, nothing will happen. If the description is insufficiently precise (a field of grass, the centre of a forest), the spell will have no effect. If the location does exist, then the wizard will be placed there, no matter where it is.
This spell can transport the wizard to any plane, any distance. Note however that it is very, very difficult to describe a specific place in planes such as the astral or the ethereal, due to the lack of good landmarks. Of course, if there should happen to be a solid object in the place described, the wizard is slain instantly.

